[Jalia]

I figure there's been at least that many of them. ^_^

I just wanted to say the new factory doors ****. And if you don't know what I'm talking about then it's probably because it's only on Test (as far as I know) and you haven't had the chance to see them yet... but the sliding doors now are double doors... one set slides up into the ceiling and down into the floor as before, then the second set slides to the left and right into the walls.

To the game developers... What the...? Is the factory not already boring enough and worthless enough (as far as gag experience goes) that we have to extend the agony even further by making the doors take twice as long to open? What is wrong with you people? Maybe it looks cool, in a Max Smart sort of way, but the novelty tends to wear off like IMMEDIATELY and then it's just another @#$@!#$!@#$ waste of my time.

It used to be that you could jump over the doors when they were about halfway open. Not any more. It used to be that you could stand in the door and keep the door open, holding it for your friends to run through. Not any more -- they close on you and shove you aside.

The developers in their infinite wisdom have decided that one of the biggest problems with the factory was that the doors were opening too quickly! Oh my stars! Gag experience isn't a problem! The V.P. shuffle isn't a problem! But in the name of all that is holy we absolutely MUST double the time it takes to get through each door!

Thank you so much! Maybe you could really go all the way and do 10 seperate doors per doorway just like in Max Smart! Huh? Huh? If wasting six seconds of my time is good, then wasting fifteen or thirty seconds per doorway is even better! How about it?